the world is round. round like a box, with edges.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

fascinating. its like 3 min long lol.

the world was round at - 1:24 AM;

Saturday, January 24, 2009

ok i fell sick b4 cny meaning, eat less goodies. ); i can like go to toilet like 9 times in 1 hr. -.- and ytd i saw 2 puppies in a pet shop that were like french kissing and doing 69. lol their damn cute. then one of them keep biting the tail. can drag him with it also haha.and i suddenly dont have sore throat. strepsils ftw. ok hi. anyway. i was wrong to say that its impossible to slam a revolving door. bcos u can slam it into the back of ur head. but if u really do that then it will probably make u smarter cos ur already too retarded by slamming it into ur own head. k bye lol

the world was round at - 5:06 PM;

Monday, January 19, 2009

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hAhAhA so no link (: now he keeps spamming the sound

thuya 32. is sending a sound.
Action: Play "liu kang whaaaaaaa"

bcos i find it funny lol

scroll down for an awsome pic hahaha

the world was round at - 4:45 AM;

aspire camp was -.- and o.o and :) and :O and ._. and lastly, -.- if that actually makes sense.lol first day of camp was damn retarded but quite funny. cos kayaking that time, me and scarlet keep trying to capsize the kayak. then yikin dnt want then he keep shouting at us(thats the fun part) hAhAhA but in the end we didnt capsize lol. at first rowing that time i accidentally hit yikins head one time with the paddle by accident. then after that i found it so fun, that i kept hitting his head with it lol. its like in those tom and jerry cartoons where their holding a baseball bat or smth then hitting each others head with it hAhAhA.dinner time, yikin they all stole many oranges back to eat. lol went back to tent to sleepz. then the tent 'curtain' thing keep opening cos of the wind. then one time, the valkro(i dunno how spell)(the one side soft soft one the other side pocky one to keep the 2 pieces together lol) it scartched my eyeball just nice when i opened my eyes -.-

2nd day go up the mountain. citta had to stop b4 we reached even the first checkpoint(walking abt 10 mins on flat ground o.o) then me and yikin keep singing "going to the mountain!" actually i dont even know what song that is. i just hear him sing then follow lol.got bitten by 2 leeches, whole sock was stained red with my sweet tasting blood.wasnt very fun climb bcos every one was so quiet.esp when going down that time. all like dao me one lol. but got some un parts lah lol.

fell asleep a few times during campfire at night haha. kept singing the songs they played lol. our cheer was lame+funny and gay and everything actually. mixture of everything lol.

back at the tent i gt kinda irritated. not really lah but kinda funny also lol. when i decided to close the tent curtain for the night. i went to align the curtain nicely just to see if it helps it frm staying in place through the night.then after around 3 mins of slowly putting the curtain in place, suddenly, *piiack* then gerald ripped it open and asked something like wheres weizheng. then i was like -.-.-.-.-.- then nvm i just put it back. so after another 3 mins,when im almost finishing, *PIACK* and it opened again. this time daniel was outside "eh u all playing cards?" then i said no. so i put it back again. after i was halfway there. suddenly, when thunder DIDNT strike and chickens flew in the air just like cows ate grass......DANIEL OPENED IT AGIAN -.- then he was like" why u all nt playing ar?" -.- then after that i closed it again. then i gt high blood pressure. and then i said, while grinding my teeth "the next person who opens this im gonna like pound their balls into powder and force their teeth into their gums while i gorge out their eyeballs with their own fingers." then i started to hear someone speak outside the tent "is he in this tent?" then i thought to myself "oh no im gonna turn violent" thennenenn it opened. i clenched my fist so hardly that my fingernails dug into my palm and i started muttering vulgarities. and then, i noticed. it was..... MR CHIA LOL then he asked where weizheng is -.- then i said nxt tent. and i commited suicide. lol.

that night i thought i cld sleep better than the first night bcos of the boring talks that were like putting me to slp. but i was wrong. it was worse than the day b4. because yikin kept like nudging me and asking me to close the curtain -.- and apparently the next morning he didnt rmber anything. so bcos of that he woke me up like after every 5 mins lol. im exagegegegerating but ya.lol.

and first thing yikin told me on the third day was "wah i slept so well. never wak up one." then i was like -.-.--.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-"-.-.-".-.-.-.-.-."-.-".--.""""""""""""-.-ya hi. lol then slacked throughout the 3rd day.

while waiting for flying fox and abseiling i slept then it rained so didnt do anything. moved to the canteen. played this funny retarded game with grp alpha(b1 b2 a1 and i dunno already). its like a simon says.just that u need different grps and numbers of ppl in each grp each ttime the person gives the order. so its like me weizheng they all made it through till like past half the game.and all of a sudden actually not very suddenly but using connectors is gd. so.... all of a sudden that wasnt so sudden, me and weizheng got ksed by scarlet and then kicked out bcos of that lol.then there were like around forty(nt sure) ppl still surviving. then scarlet was the only one from 3b1. and she won LOL. last man/woman standing. all thx to her pro ksing skill hahahah was rly funny lah actually.

then when cleaning up, we fouynd out zhang yan hao's true colours. lazy to type out that stupid story hah. but was quite awsome at that time lol.

in the whole camp i nvr felt full at all. too little food. :(

came back sg and went pizza hut with family. ate 7 out of 8 slices of large pizza, 5 drumlets and 2 garlic breads lol.

while sleeping on the bus.....look at this

HAHAH he wasnt just covering it. he was like GROPING it lololol. hes gonna like screw me bcos of this. but i cldnt resist the temptation of showing this to as many ppl as possible (;

the world was round at - 12:34 AM;

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

whoever said anything is possible, obviously never tried slamming a revovling door.ok thats quite cool. and lame.lol...i 4got what i was suposed to say. so hi, tmr going msia for camp :o

the world was round at - 5:19 AM;

Saturday, January 10, 2009

ok just nw when i went guardian i saw this "Hot Drinks" section. then there was a sign "caution:HOT" below this can drink called "ice latte" its like wow! caution!! its hot ice dudezx k hi and the first wk of sch was damn sian but less boring thn at home but still sian yet a bit fun but sian but fun. and 1 day like 4 canteen tables away jason said smth that i forgot.then roy or someone shouted back shutup la pimples. then like the whole 4 or 5 tables started laughing. it was damn cool la. but actually its a bit pointless but it was awesome. thats why i will tell u abt the story of the flying chicken. once there was a flying chicken and it fly up into the sky. while flying happily in the sky, he met this weird looking thing with the words Singapore Airlines on it. he banged into it and died. the end. wasting ppls time is fun lol

the world was round at - 5:51 AM;

Sunday, January 04, 2009

Hi ths is me soroj. How r u? R u bz?. Last night i cal u but ur pho got a problem can t get it. How long ur r in singapour? Makan already. Hey u hav a boyfrd.

lol thats a sms to wrong number some indian guy or something sent me on 26 Aug.2008 01:18PM lol i still have it :O then a few days after that i rmber when i was in vincents house then this indian guy called me he called himself CHIC btw its pronounced as shik

chic:hello. is this nfdsigrnsjknafwe?
me:hello sorry i think you got the wrong number
chic: oh no, no! who is this?
me: me
chic: ok can we be friends?
me: er ok...(nth else to say lol)
chic: okay! my name is CHIC
me: okay..
chic: i blahblahblha(i cant rmber what he said he told me alot of crap though.)
vincent in the background: eh wan go play ball?
me: k bye
then i put down the phone. lol damn no link. then it happened quite a few times. a few indian ppl keep calling my number by accident. ok i dont know why im telling u this but i find it rather amusing thus, peanuts.

names chic, CHIC chic.

the world was round at - 5:18 AM;

Friday, January 02, 2009

oh ya the three nights spent in osaka we went to the on-sen every night. then the second daythere was this guy who came in. then he was supposed to shower inside b4 going into the hot spring. then when he saw us he bent almost ninety degrees down and started covering his thing. then we were like laughing damn hard thn i had to turn away lol. then 5 mins later another guy came in. the he was scratching his ass. the tips of his fingers were really like inside alr lor -.- lol

anw first day of sch was wth. as usual i was made to sit in the front. oh and morning assembly grooming and attire check was like fdjsafgiowjk bcos our class parent caught me for my side burns wth? my hair is seriously damn short already lor. for those who have seen my sideburns, their practically nth already right? lol. that just proves that i have the biggest "please pick on me" face :o ok bye

the world was round at - 2:16 AM;